Friday, July 11, 2008

Cat Condo - Anyone

Odd things come out of the house two doors down from us, usually on Thursdays... trash days. No one seems to live there anymore, and yet more and more crap trickles out of the pink craftsman home. So yesterday when we saw this all became clear.















The house was being rented by a family of cats! They have been keeping the place relatively clean and rodent free... running an internet site scam called pussygalore.com, charging registration fees for their live video web casts of their persistent purring, scratching and napping. The whole ploy was simply an exercise in porn marketing nomenclature but when FCC caught wind that they had no age restriction policy on their site and that a plethora of young Hello Kitty fans were logging on... they had no choice but to raid the joint. The poor felines, unable to defend themselves or explain their entrepreneurial behavior, were slapped with a huge fine. Soon they were not able to pay their bills and fell on hard times and yesterday they were officially evicted from the home.

It's just sad.

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